this is really my life

so i have decided to post the full unedited convoe between me and the child i somewhat dated that is still in love with me i will call him child and i will play myself:

child:
i just got another speeding ticket i think im gonna go cry myself to sleep.

me:
well you obviously dont learn. sorry to hear that.

child:
thanks ur words are so nice and sincere ... and i will be going home to cry

me:
anytime

child:
good thing u broke off whatever we had cause i definitly would've killed you.

me:
yeah im semi emotionally retarded and your way to young to handle that

child:
naw its not that u just dont care about anyone but ur self i like to be generally happy and u know ...nice

me:
well im sorry if im a little bit more realistic about the world if you speed you get tickets if you drive like an idiot you get into accidents. shit happens

child:
yeah i know but all u do is put everyone down but ur self...there's a difference between being real u act like you dont care about emotions and think ur perfect and dont make mistakes ... u have no humanity in you u should be an assasin u would be a perfect stone cold killer...i feel sad for you ...ull be alone ur whole life unless u change... lemme ask you and i hope it sticks in ur mind... i may be young .. but would you date you?

me:
i would because i love me i have been through more and have so many people that i know love me that your words dont matter and i know i make mistakes but i get over it. i mean seriously it was your fault own it and i know i am an asshole and i said that from the get go so its cool. ps i have a date tonight so i guess someone has found something postive in me

child:
yeah ur right(duh) u have plusses but the negatives out weigh it...shit i still have a crush on you...i just wish you had more compassion for others

me:
i have plenty of compassion. but give me a reason to be compassionate. a speeding ticket wont get much from me. i am hardened by the world but im ok with that.

child:
alright bro... well i hope you find what you want in life and ill continue my search in life for what i want...

FUCKING KIDS THESE DAYS LOL