goodbye to the drug child

so tonight was as interesting as they get ... not. so i was hanging out at home and i get a call from a friend whom we will call the drug child for all intensive purposes. he is a lot of fun he is cute and he is a "social butterfly". he is also a hot mess a hotter mess than i could ever hope to be. i put myself out there emotionally and to a certain extend financially to no avail. so anyway back to the story i get to the club and the candy man meets me outside telling me drug child collapsed on the floor and passed out... shocking .... not. so i go in and everyone else proceeds to tell me much of the same. my response is that he is not my responsibility and i want nothing to do with it. so i have a drink and i decided to check on him passed out on the couch but still breathing so i said no biggie and continued my night. tp lords was there all was right in the world then it happened drug child arose seemingly from the grave by the looks of it and is freaking out a minimal freak out but just the same i call his friend we will call cha cha and she tells me to bring him to her house and when i do she starts to freak out and calls an ambulance. fun. so she keeps asking me what happened and i keep telling her i dunno the cops come i tell them what i know and they leave. so who goes out of there way to go to the hospital ....me. cha cha then tells me she thought i beat him up because last time she saw us we were in a heated discussion. lame. so fast forward so i am waiting for a good 20mins finally they let me go see him he is embarassed and covers his face and tells me he thinks he g'ed out i dunno what that means but i am gonna assume drugs. so i tell him everything about the night and how cha cha thought i hit him he started to laugh and told the murse aka male nurse that i beat him up while laughing the whole time they took him to get xrays and i left. seriously people drugs are dumb i did them before there fun at the time but you should really love yourself in an all natural state. hugs not drugs remember kids.

thank you for being a friend..

so i was just thinking about how my ultimate fantasy would be to be the fifth roomate on the golden girls. think about it you get to live with some wild chicks in a nice house in miami. i would take blanche out to cruz the gay bars and then sophia and i would terrorize the shuffle board players. the only thing is i think dorothy and i would have a few rounds cause she was kinda cunty... so anywho last night was good i went and saw he's just not that into you and talk a bout an eye opener it honestly felt like i got hit in the head with a rubber chicken. but i went with one of my oldest friends amy k who was in town for the weekend and we bumped into some girl we went to high school with and she was like this is my husband whats going on with you guys...... nosey bitch i looked at her and said we're just watching a movie. so then i met up with some of the kids downtown to take in some of the gay nightlife after a good 35-40 mins i bounced and took myself out for a drink because it was scotts bday. scott is the love interest of my favorite bartender in the whole world joey. so we are there hanging out and i assaulted scott with a confetti bomb(accident) and bouncing around telling everyone that the current song was my FAVORITE song. then out of nowhere drag queens started to pop out from all the shadows i look around i felt like i was at the taping of drag wars. that is a show on the logo network that rupaul host and one of the local girls is doing (go rebecca glasscock) and of coarse the usual suspects were there.the one the only velvet lenore and here drag daughter rihanna, valarie dior and her friend i think here name is noel but she is sweet anyway and maxine from the infamous massengil sisters. it was fun celebrating but i was ready to go. i get in the car and what do you know ring ring...i pick up and there is a 21 year old straight boy on the other end tisk tisk. he wanted me to come over but i refused just to prove my point that if you give sex all you will ever get is sex and this bitch is tired and i need more.... good day im exhausted

karma may be a bitch but im a DIVA

hello people.... so friday night i went out (duh) in fort lauderdale. i told papa to meet me there. papa is the 48 year old man i dated for like 3 weeks till i hooked up with his friend (shamless) named m for our purposes. so i met papa out and i was talking to this guy online from orlando and he was in ftl for the weekend so i told him to go to the bar i was going to . so he does and he was as cute as i thought he was gonna be and then .... papa started to hit on him and thus made me uncomfortable. so i text m and tell him and i say karma is a bitch eh.. lol. so that is that but i did get o see the man of my dreams and i got his number so i was super pumped about that. also i talked to famous gay porn star matthew rush (wikipedia it now bitch) so then i came back to wpb and went to dolche to see my favorite bartender ever joey and i got a call and it was none less than the fraternity guy from fsu. so we hooked up and i went home. but on my way home i tried the new taco bell platters and they were awesome...lol tell your friends ok i will write about tonight tomorrow cause this bitch is tired

i didnt forget

ok peeps im off to the movies to see hes not that into you so i will have to write about last nights events later but let me say oh la la lol .....but dont worry i will take notes during the movie to aide in my personal growth

faggots talk shit but i really dont care...

hello beutiful people i am here to let everyone know that if you have something to say to me or think i said something than be a fucking man and come talk to me.

so here is the sitch i went out like 2 weeks ago and was forced into an uncomfortable conversation with a former friend and than what i said was twisted up and used again. if you have issues in your relationship(if thats what you wanna call it) than handle that with your man and dont ask my opinion. if i think your stupid than i will tell you that but dont run and tell someone something or end things because of my opinion do it for yourself and the other people need to not be mad at me and try to make people not hang out with me because i never did it to you. thats it i have said my peace. so peace

to much on my plate

so here i am another night of a couple of drinks and to many cigarettes smoked. no love gained or lost but i am ok with that. the best part of the night was the free steak and shake i recieved from esteban just because im awesome. i work tomorrow at 4pm and i am dreading it but what im dreading more is the upcoming day that i wont have a job to hate. looking for a job sucks but i gotta do it. i gotta get on my grind. i have known for two weeks that my store is closing yet i have only put in 2 applications for jobs i dont want and i haven't finished my resume....fantastic eh. i have so many thoughts and big ideas about escaping wpb to see what the rest of the world has to offer me but right now the only thing that is certain is that i have to many bills to pay before i begin chasin anything especially dreams. i finally got my court papers taken care of and my bank account straightened out but i am still at a stand still. with credit card bills, student loan bills, tickets, other school bills and so many other things to pay with the reality of no job in the next month just makes me want an eight ball and a bottle of grey goose... but that will have to wait for now kids. tomorrow im going to meet the future mr.wrong in fort lauderdale, wish me luck...lol we all know im gonna meet fall in love have sex with and hate this man no matter what in 72 hours unless he tells me he can pay my bills and not be a douche at the same time because we all know my love is for sale. sad but true im not a hoe or a hooker im just someone that knows whats up and what i expect out of my life and if you dont fit in than good day. ok bitches till the day i meet the one to make me hang up my cha cha heels than im just gonna drink to much and dance like i dont give a damn because you know what i dont. i will spill tea for y'all tomorrow gnight