thank you for being a friend..

so i was just thinking about how my ultimate fantasy would be to be the fifth roomate on the golden girls. think about it you get to live with some wild chicks in a nice house in miami. i would take blanche out to cruz the gay bars and then sophia and i would terrorize the shuffle board players. the only thing is i think dorothy and i would have a few rounds cause she was kinda cunty... so anywho last night was good i went and saw he's just not that into you and talk a bout an eye opener it honestly felt like i got hit in the head with a rubber chicken. but i went with one of my oldest friends amy k who was in town for the weekend and we bumped into some girl we went to high school with and she was like this is my husband whats going on with you guys...... nosey bitch i looked at her and said we're just watching a movie. so then i met up with some of the kids downtown to take in some of the gay nightlife after a good 35-40 mins i bounced and took myself out for a drink because it was scotts bday. scott is the love interest of my favorite bartender in the whole world joey. so we are there hanging out and i assaulted scott with a confetti bomb(accident) and bouncing around telling everyone that the current song was my FAVORITE song. then out of nowhere drag queens started to pop out from all the shadows i look around i felt like i was at the taping of drag wars. that is a show on the logo network that rupaul host and one of the local girls is doing (go rebecca glasscock) and of coarse the usual suspects were there.the one the only velvet lenore and here drag daughter rihanna, valarie dior and her friend i think here name is noel but she is sweet anyway and maxine from the infamous massengil sisters. it was fun celebrating but i was ready to go. i get in the car and what do you know ring ring...i pick up and there is a 21 year old straight boy on the other end tisk tisk. he wanted me to come over but i refused just to prove my point that if you give sex all you will ever get is sex and this bitch is tired and i need more.... good day im exhausted